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Happy anniversary Jim!
Man 1: "My best friend ran away with my wife yesterday."
Man 2: "How long have you been best friends?"
Man 1: "About a day."
Man 3: "You've been married for 25 years. How did you do it?"
Man 4: "Well, I treated my wife very well, I bought her things, and I took her to Timbuktu for our 5th wedding anniversary."
Man 3: "Wow! Timbuktu for your 5th wedding anniversary. What will you do for your 26th wedding anniversary?"
Man 4: "I'm going to go get her."
Patrick
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