<font face=Times size=+1 color=FFDD00><b>Jim Sachs to change name</b> (April 1st, 2002)</font>
<font face=Helvetica,Arial>After an intense petition and write-in campaign, Jim Sachs has decided to change his name to <i>Jim Sach</i>. Many thousands of customers, forum and chat participants have referred to the popular developer of the SereneScreen Aquarium as Jim Sach over the last 2 years, confusing some and leading to many headaches for SereneScreen staff. "It was a customer service decision," the newly-named Jim Sach was quoted as saying earlier today.